I'm an Essex Chick. ;)

Us Essex Chicks are Hot.
But sadly, we have this weird thing in our brains,
which tell us that we have to look like Human Tangerines


We're just TOO, TOO Orange.

Whoever classes this girl as "hot" Is an Essex Girl through and through...

Dear Katie Price,

I worry for you.

Because I am scared one day someone will mistake you 

For an Orange and Eat you. :(